the life of cicak

My Pa: *noticed the lizard at the corner of the ceiling*

*takes elastic band and aim*

*miss*

lizard: *wah. jialat. diu lor*
(translation from lizard language)

My Pa: *goes for attempt 2*

*hits*

"Chung hoi...kekekkeke"
(translation: hit already)

lizard: *aiyak*

*mabuk*

*fells to the ground, piak*

Me and bro: *ambled over to check*

My bro: "Mmm yuk hoi...hau chiong si hoi"
(translation: not moving already..looks like it's dead)