Thursday, October 30, 2003

Jokes galore

Time to do spring cleaning of my web-based yahoo email account. It seems that it is always hitting the maximum quota everytime I receive forwarded mails. While deleting some of the mails, I found that I've been keeping some cool jokes. I thought instead of my email account, I'll store it here. hehehe.

Been tired physically today. After lunch at my company's cafeteria, went outside to help out my colleague to change her tyre. Her tyre got busted!!! Anyway me and another guy colleague helped her. Gosh you know the X cross thingy doesn't help much. My friend, that guy, let's call him Small Eyes, he has an extra tool. It just looks like a steel pipe. Which he put it over the X cross thingy tool to extend it therefore enabling more to force to induce on it. Smart!! Anyway done it and go back to office happily with sweat and dirty hands.

Joke Subject: Impressive Selling Skills

A young man moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, " Do you have any sales experience ?"
The kid, " Yeah, I was a salesman back home ".

Well,the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. " You
start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but
let me give you a bit of advice. If a ustomer comes looking, say, for
toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream
etc. you get the idea ?"

" Of course," the young man said.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the manager came down. " How many sales did you
make today ?"

The kid says, " One "

The manager groans, " Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales
a day. How much was the sale for ?"

The kid says, " $101,237.64."

The manager exclaims, "What? $ 101,237.64? What did you sell him ?"

The kid, " First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new
fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said
down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went
down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4

The manager says " You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and
you sold him a boat and truck?! "

The kid, " No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his
wife and I said, " Well, since your weekend's already screwed up, you
might as well go fishing. "

Cool Jokes
3 Tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does not!

YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

Question: Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because anything above the penis and below
the tits is a waste"

A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table". The man climbs into bed slowly and says "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Mood currently: Uncertain and confused

I collapsed again. Time? 9:30 pm. In the midst of watching "Road to Oblivion" I went into my room to lie down. Woah. And when I realised it, it is 6:45 pm when my dad said "Woi, MM Moi Hon Sin Ar" translated from Hakka "Get up right now, you need to work!". Well since I "collapsed" which literally means I slept without going through the procedures. Setting the alarm clock (my phone actually), etc.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

What's up with Ramadhan

So what do I think of Ramadhan? Totally awesome. Firstly it sorts out the problem of my company's cafeteria being overcrowded. Oops not my company but just where I'm working at. The cafeteria is suddenly half full. Ah just nice for the space and slow life mood that you get out of it. Instead of queuing and rushing for everything.

However, I noticed traffic has gotten slightly worse. Is that true? My dad said that traffic will ease out by 7 as the muslims have already started chunking food. But I go home around 6. The connaught highway's jam is getting massive. Well I resorted to drive through the emergency lane. Hehehe. Oh by the way, when I was in that jam, there was a red car in the 2nd or 3rd lane I presume was signalling left and a girl tried to open her door and come out. WTF? I stared back with a confused look. Not with anger though :p. And she just smiled and close the door back.

Ok. bout this morning. I normally wake up at 6 - 6.10 AM. But I just don't feel like getting up today. Even the extra 20 minutes that I managed to sneak in feels like forever. Usually I'm always feeling energetic or as my mate, well let's call him Old Pussy said "Semangat lar!".

Monday, October 27, 2003

Constructing in progress

After an hour of squinting my eyes and carefully editing the stylesheet for my blog, finally I got some layout which I am 20% satisfied. Heck, that will go for now.

Still new in blogging and therefore I'm not aware of the tools or shall I say logware that is widely use among bloogers around. An initial investigation shows me that they are mostly developed using PHP and MYSQL. Sad to say, I never touched those before. I am always stuck to Microsoft's stuff ala ASP, Access, etc.

Apart from that, here I am again, bored in my cubicle. Well on second thoughts, I do not have a cubicle. It looks more like a half cubicle. L shape. I don't have the back part of it. That's because I'm situated at the corner so my back is with the wall? Good thing for privacy but hell what is the cctv doing at the back of me?

Sunday, October 26, 2003

The beginning

Everything has a beginning. I just took the first step into the world of bloggers. Apparently I got interested by the scintilla of the meaningful writings by other bloggers. In another way, blogging is understood by me as the phrase that was used as the default title by this which spells "This is your brain on the web". Hmmm. Pretty true but not quite. I still feel blogging do reserves some bit out of the holistic representation of the state of mind or thoughts.

I do really need to assess myself whether I would have the commitment to blog for a long period before investing my time and energy to build up the site. Did a couple of sites before, invested quite some energy in doing it, had the praises and admiration from friends, but still all the sites were not maintained anymore. I wonder again, do I really wanna do this?